Can't you believe it's almost 2009? What's weird is a week after Christmas, it's already another holiday! In rehab right now, we're in Study Hall. I told my teacher I have to type a report on "Why Kids Should Go Green"! Yeah right!! OK, as much as I love Foothills Middle School, I actually like rehab. First, if it's your birthday (like Amanda) :), instead of a 500 push up warm up, you do a 499 push up warm up!! So much fun! Well, I leave for rehab tomorrow, and Patrice, Me, and Amanda got permission from my PE Teacher to pack up our clothes. Graduation is during World Physics Class. It's gonna be a very thoughtful moment
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Rehab Update
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I'm in rehab with my two freinds Patrice and Amanda. So here's what's up:
We were in Reading Class. Then, we got divided into reading groups. Group A got to read "I like Pumpkins" and Group 2 got to read "Bink says BOO". Group 3 got to read "Breaking Dawn Retarded Edition" and Group 4 got to read "The Case of the Mummy in Egypt Who Kept Stalking Everyone that PAst by the Block and kept Chasing them with a Chainsaw and Scared them to Death and that is why Mummies in Egypt Should never Be Trusted". I am in Group 1 with Patrice, and Amanda is in Group 4. The books are very entertaining.
For science, we made a volcano. First the teacher needed a volunteer to cut his/her head off and be put in the volcano. Elmo volunteered. The rest of us made a big volcano and we cut his head off. We placed the head on the volcano and his head flew around the rehab building. Our teacher was so proud of us, she gave us all F's.
For PE, we did the 6 mile sprint. That is 24 laps around the track. Our PE Teacher, Coach, Potato, only gave us half a minute to stretch. Then, we all ran. Poor Amanda was the last one to finish. My time was 48:19. Amanda took 3 hours and 57 minutes. Hey, PE is only 8 hours long.
Art was the funnest class. First, the teacher let us sit where we wanted. I sat with, once again, Patrice and Amanda. Then she couldn't find the paint so she gave us free glue to eat. Then we saw scissors and gave us permission to throw them around the room. It was so fun, 2 students actually died. Then she finally found the paint. She said that we had to paint a pony. We are graded for if it looks like pony. I think I did a pretty good job. Check pic above!
The Highlight of Winter Vacation (so far)
I just saw two hobos near my apartment. They were omish, and kinda creepy. Then, the male hobo just at random started to PEE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! He was in front of an apartment, and I bet the person who lived there would be pretty pissed. I ran home and my parents called the police. By the time the police showed up, they ran away. That was the scariest and creepiest thing that has ever happened...then I went to rehab. To be contimued...
Monday, December 15, 2008
Puppy Chow Recipe
A while ago, I had a cooking club at my school. We made all sorts of great stuff, but one of my faovrite ones was called "Puppy Chow". No, it's not dog food, and yes, it tastes better than it sounds. I got the recipe right here...and I hope you like it! By the way, it's an easy recipe. Hope ya likey.
INGREDIENTS:
3 cups Crispix cereal
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/2 cup butter
12 ounce chocolate chips
2 cups powdered sugar
DIRECTIONS:
Melt peanut butter, butter and chocolate chips together in the microwave or on the stove. Stir into cereal. Put powdered sugar in a paper sack. Put cereal mixture in and shake until well coated. Enjoy!!
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yum
Thursday, December 11, 2008
I'm Going to Rehab!
It is almost Winter Vacation! BTW, it starts December 19, and we come back to Januraury 5. Anyway, some people are like going to go on vacation. Some are gonna stay at home. But I'm going to REHAB! Santa sent me there. He said I had mental issues. Anyway, right now I am packing up for rehab. I also have to read all these brochures. I'll go back on later to tell you how rehab is...I hope it's fun!! Or is it?? Anyways, I am going to be roomates with Patrice, Amanda, Elmo, and CHUCK NORRIS! And, the classes are so fun, especially PE. We get to swim in beer, 6 mile sprint, and dance like retards. Well, I think I better go pack...so see ya guys in a few! YEAH!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Hectic Life
MUST LEAVE!!!! TTYL!!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Santa's Reply!
I just got this email from Santa!
Emeline...
I have a very good reason why I am quite "obese". It started when I was 9, I was eating a delicious meal of cake and pudding, but my mother wanted me to try a fat-free fatty cake. Fatty cakes are cakes that make you as fat as...me in about 5.2 seconds. I was a little worried, but then I remembered they were fat free. So I ate one. But my mother always confused April Fool's Day with Christmas and they weren't fat free fat cakes they were extra fat fat cakes!! And the only way to solve is that is if I eat cookies from other people once a year.
Also, I love cookies. I can not resist. In 9,999 years, I will become normal because it takes 1,000,000,000 years to cure a extra fat fat cake by eating lots of cookies.
Ho ho ho were my first words. Not my problem, and what fool would want to say "I'm a lousy nitwit?". I'm not that kind of person.
How dare you say I am mean! First of all, I am riding on a magical sleigh, that one of my dearest elves made me. He said that the only way the sled will work if it was pulled by eight dear reindeer. They were willing to help, and I totally respected that. I would never do animal abuse to any kind of person, unlike you who killed a total thirty six fish. Who is the meanie now?
I named my reindeer after my grandfathers!!
So I hoped that I answered you're questions. I took the time to answer you're very irritating questions when I could have been eating some cookies. Tsk tsk on you.
Santa
Emeline...
I have a very good reason why I am quite "obese". It started when I was 9, I was eating a delicious meal of cake and pudding, but my mother wanted me to try a fat-free fatty cake. Fatty cakes are cakes that make you as fat as...me in about 5.2 seconds. I was a little worried, but then I remembered they were fat free. So I ate one. But my mother always confused April Fool's Day with Christmas and they weren't fat free fat cakes they were extra fat fat cakes!! And the only way to solve is that is if I eat cookies from other people once a year.
Also, I love cookies. I can not resist. In 9,999 years, I will become normal because it takes 1,000,000,000 years to cure a extra fat fat cake by eating lots of cookies.
Ho ho ho were my first words. Not my problem, and what fool would want to say "I'm a lousy nitwit?". I'm not that kind of person.
How dare you say I am mean! First of all, I am riding on a magical sleigh, that one of my dearest elves made me. He said that the only way the sled will work if it was pulled by eight dear reindeer. They were willing to help, and I totally respected that. I would never do animal abuse to any kind of person, unlike you who killed a total thirty six fish. Who is the meanie now?
I named my reindeer after my grandfathers!!
So I hoped that I answered you're questions. I took the time to answer you're very irritating questions when I could have been eating some cookies. Tsk tsk on you.
Santa
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