It is almost Winter Vacation! BTW, it starts December 19, and we come back to Januraury 5. Anyway, some people are like going to go on vacation. Some are gonna stay at home. But I'm going to REHAB! Santa sent me there. He said I had mental issues. Anyway, right now I am packing up for rehab. I also have to read all these brochures. I'll go back on later to tell you how rehab is...I hope it's fun!! Or is it?? Anyways, I am going to be roomates with Patrice, Amanda, Elmo, and CHUCK NORRIS! And, the classes are so fun, especially PE. We get to swim in beer, 6 mile sprint, and dance like retards. Well, I think I better go pack...so see ya guys in a few! YEAH!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Hectic Life
My life is pretty hectic right now. First of all, I have to deal with school. Duh. Also, my bearded dragon is pregnant and I am tring my best not to kill it in any harmful way. She's doing good by the way. I am feeding it regulary, and it is not doing any mean stuff to me. Anyway, I am also in church choir and we got a big performance right in front of us. It's coming very soon, and I am a little scared. Speaking of performance, my school is having a winter string concert on Wed, December 17th. We will be playing at 7:00. By the way, if you are wondering, i play the violin. I am pretty good. Not bad for someonewho lives in a box! So I am not stressed...I am just scared of my life right now. I have to make some holiday cards, practice my violin, baby sit my lizard, do my homework, yearbook staff....so on so on. Well, I am not freaking out if you think I am freaking out of course I am not freaking out!!!!!!MUST LEAVE!!!! TTYL!!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Santa's Reply!
I just got this email from Santa!
Emeline...
I have a very good reason why I am quite "obese". It started when I was 9, I was eating a delicious meal of cake and pudding, but my mother wanted me to try a fat-free fatty cake. Fatty cakes are cakes that make you as fat as...me in about 5.2 seconds. I was a little worried, but then I remembered they were fat free. So I ate one. But my mother always confused April Fool's Day with Christmas and they weren't fat free fat cakes they were extra fat fat cakes!! And the only way to solve is that is if I eat cookies from other people once a year.
Also, I love cookies. I can not resist. In 9,999 years, I will become normal because it takes 1,000,000,000 years to cure a extra fat fat cake by eating lots of cookies.
Ho ho ho were my first words. Not my problem, and what fool would want to say "I'm a lousy nitwit?". I'm not that kind of person.
How dare you say I am mean! First of all, I am riding on a magical sleigh, that one of my dearest elves made me. He said that the only way the sled will work if it was pulled by eight dear reindeer. They were willing to help, and I totally respected that. I would never do animal abuse to any kind of person, unlike you who killed a total thirty six fish. Who is the meanie now?
I named my reindeer after my grandfathers!!
So I hoped that I answered you're questions. I took the time to answer you're very irritating questions when I could have been eating some cookies. Tsk tsk on you.
Santa
Emeline...
I have a very good reason why I am quite "obese". It started when I was 9, I was eating a delicious meal of cake and pudding, but my mother wanted me to try a fat-free fatty cake. Fatty cakes are cakes that make you as fat as...me in about 5.2 seconds. I was a little worried, but then I remembered they were fat free. So I ate one. But my mother always confused April Fool's Day with Christmas and they weren't fat free fat cakes they were extra fat fat cakes!! And the only way to solve is that is if I eat cookies from other people once a year.
Also, I love cookies. I can not resist. In 9,999 years, I will become normal because it takes 1,000,000,000 years to cure a extra fat fat cake by eating lots of cookies.
Ho ho ho were my first words. Not my problem, and what fool would want to say "I'm a lousy nitwit?". I'm not that kind of person.
How dare you say I am mean! First of all, I am riding on a magical sleigh, that one of my dearest elves made me. He said that the only way the sled will work if it was pulled by eight dear reindeer. They were willing to help, and I totally respected that. I would never do animal abuse to any kind of person, unlike you who killed a total thirty six fish. Who is the meanie now?
I named my reindeer after my grandfathers!!
So I hoped that I answered you're questions. I took the time to answer you're very irritating questions when I could have been eating some cookies. Tsk tsk on you.
Santa
My Letter to Santa
Hi Santa:
It's me, Emeline. I'm writing you a very sweet yet strange letter to you. I know, people say I'm "too old", but seriously, I've been such a good girl! Please do not give me coal (again)! Anyway, answer these questions before bruning this thing up.
1. Why are you fat? I mean, like, you want kids to live a safe, healthy life, but look at you you fatty. So big, no wonder kids cry when they hug you.
2. Why did you name your reindeer after....whatever? I mean who names reindeer "Cupid", "Vixen", or even "Ruldoph"? I mean medicine's name sound better!
3. Why are you always red? I mean like, the hat, the clothes, the face is all red! And don't you get pinched during St. Patricks day, since that's the only day you can be green, right?
4. What is wrong with you and cookies? Like, whenever people leave out cookies, ou always eat them. What are you, a fat guy giving everyone presents or a stalker trying to get our cookies?
5. How come you like to say ho ho ho? What's wrong with "I'm a lousy nitwit!"
6. This is my last question: why you so mean? First off, you make eight poor innocent reindeer pull that stupid sleigh. And how did that sleigh be so strong enough to hold a fatso like you?
So, please reply anytime soon. Reply, or I show up at the North Pole witha chainsaw. Like I said, I'm a sweet innocent girl who does not deserve coal for Christmas.
Whatever, Emeline
It's me, Emeline. I'm writing you a very sweet yet strange letter to you. I know, people say I'm "too old", but seriously, I've been such a good girl! Please do not give me coal (again)! Anyway, answer these questions before bruning this thing up.
1. Why are you fat? I mean, like, you want kids to live a safe, healthy life, but look at you you fatty. So big, no wonder kids cry when they hug you.
2. Why did you name your reindeer after....whatever? I mean who names reindeer "Cupid", "Vixen", or even "Ruldoph"? I mean medicine's name sound better!
3. Why are you always red? I mean like, the hat, the clothes, the face is all red! And don't you get pinched during St. Patricks day, since that's the only day you can be green, right?
4. What is wrong with you and cookies? Like, whenever people leave out cookies, ou always eat them. What are you, a fat guy giving everyone presents or a stalker trying to get our cookies?
5. How come you like to say ho ho ho? What's wrong with "I'm a lousy nitwit!"
6. This is my last question: why you so mean? First off, you make eight poor innocent reindeer pull that stupid sleigh. And how did that sleigh be so strong enough to hold a fatso like you?
So, please reply anytime soon. Reply, or I show up at the North Pole witha chainsaw. Like I said, I'm a sweet innocent girl who does not deserve coal for Christmas.
Whatever, Emeline
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Scrambled Words
Scramble these words if you can. I'll give you guys hints, so don't worry. By the way, these words are related to my useless life. And sorry if you can't scramble them. So yeah, enjoy!
1)sifh-My worst nightmares!
2)lppruoin-My official nationality.
3)leurpp iahr-One of my faovrite things in the world, and something I just recently had.
4)J.A.-Name of my bearded dragon
5)llipph-The used-to-be name of my bearded dragon
6)meoh-This was where I was on November 26, while everyone else was at school.
7)runsua-Planet that aliens raised me at
8)itngext-Something I do pretty often
10)leengred xtetkobos-Something I own that distracts everyone
11)fefeco-My faovrite drink!
12)kayi-iaky cckhi ahg howo-oho-The way we say "hello" in Purplino
LOL. So yeah, hope you guys, um, unscramble!
1)sifh-My worst nightmares!
2)lppruoin-My official nationality.
3)leurpp iahr-One of my faovrite things in the world, and something I just recently had.
4)J.A.-Name of my bearded dragon
5)llipph-The used-to-be name of my bearded dragon
6)meoh-This was where I was on November 26, while everyone else was at school.
7)runsua-Planet that aliens raised me at
8)itngext-Something I do pretty often
10)leengred xtetkobos-Something I own that distracts everyone
11)fefeco-My faovrite drink!
12)kayi-iaky cckhi ahg howo-oho-The way we say "hello" in Purplino
LOL. So yeah, hope you guys, um, unscramble!
Monday, December 1, 2008
Lizards?
Oh no! It's a bearded dragon! Okay, so remember when I said I couldn't be able to handle a pet as small as a fish? Well yesterday I got a lizard, and I accidently stepped on it. The eyes poppes out and the tail fell apart. But now I have a bearded dragon! It is a female and I named it A.J. or Amanda Joy. First his name was Philip, and then I figured out he was pregant. Anyway, this isn't her, but this is a bearded dragon something like her. I think lizards are better than fish (for me).xox, Emeline
The Highlights of My Life
Okay, so I use my blog to write random stuff about my miserable, desperate life. Right? But just so you now me better, here a few important highlights of ME, myself and I! And my life...blah blah...and yes by the way these highlights are all totally true. So feel free to...kill me. JK ;)
1) I was abducted by evil aliens from Uranus.
2) I live in a small, box.
3) Aliens left me alone, and scared in an unkown's house. (That's how I met Natasha, or as my "parents" call her-older sister.)
4) I have a weird machine in my brain, and I can tell when the world is going to go BOOM
5) I have enlarged textbooks because my eyes are...never mind.
6) I'm Purplino, but you know that already
7) I worship coffee, cell phones, and chocolate.
8)I'm allergic to big, complicated words and learning. So, whenever I go to school, I get the disease of "annoyance".
9) Fish are allergic to me, but you probably figured that out already.
10) One day, I hope to...no, I don't hope, I KNOW I will rule the world one day. Yeah, that's right.
See? I have a totally normal life just like any other tween girl. So don't think I'm strange.
xoxo, Emeline
1) I was abducted by evil aliens from Uranus.
2) I live in a small, box.
3) Aliens left me alone, and scared in an unkown's house. (That's how I met Natasha, or as my "parents" call her-older sister.)
4) I have a weird machine in my brain, and I can tell when the world is going to go BOOM
5) I have enlarged textbooks because my eyes are...never mind.
6) I'm Purplino, but you know that already
7) I worship coffee, cell phones, and chocolate.
8)I'm allergic to big, complicated words and learning. So, whenever I go to school, I get the disease of "annoyance".
9) Fish are allergic to me, but you probably figured that out already.
10) One day, I hope to...no, I don't hope, I KNOW I will rule the world one day. Yeah, that's right.
See? I have a totally normal life just like any other tween girl. So don't think I'm strange.
xoxo, Emeline
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