Rehab Update

I'm in rehab with my two freinds Patrice and Amanda. So here's what's up:

We were in Reading Class. Then, we got divided into reading groups. Group A got to read "I like Pumpkins" and Group 2 got to read "Bink says BOO". Group 3 got to read "Breaking Dawn Retarded Edition" and Group 4 got to read "The Case of the Mummy in Egypt Who Kept Stalking Everyone that PAst by the Block and kept Chasing them with a Chainsaw and Scared them to Death and that is why Mummies in Egypt Should never Be Trusted". I am in Group 1 with Patrice, and Amanda is in Group 4. The books are very entertaining.

For science, we made a volcano. First the teacher needed a volunteer to cut his/her head off and be put in the volcano. Elmo volunteered. The rest of us made a big volcano and we cut his head off. We placed the head on the volcano and his head flew around the rehab building. Our teacher was so proud of us, she gave us all F's.

For PE, we did the 6 mile sprint. That is 24 laps around the track. Our PE Teacher, Coach, Potato, only gave us half a minute to stretch. Then, we all ran. Poor Amanda was the last one to finish. My time was 48:19. Amanda took 3 hours and 57 minutes. Hey, PE is only 8 hours long.

Art was the funnest class. First, the teacher let us sit where we wanted. I sat with, once again, Patrice and Amanda. Then she couldn't find the paint so she gave us free glue to eat. Then we saw scissors and gave us permission to throw them around the room. It was so fun, 2 students actually died. Then she finally found the paint. She said that we had to paint a pony. We are graded for if it looks like pony. I think I did a pretty good job. Check pic above!