It's Almost 2009

Can't you believe it's almost 2009? What's weird is a week after Christmas, it's already another holiday! In rehab right now, we're in Study Hall. I told my teacher I have to type a report on "Why Kids Should Go Green"! Yeah right!! OK, as much as I love Foothills Middle School, I actually like rehab. First, if it's your birthday (like Amanda) :), instead of a 500 push up warm up, you do a 499 push up warm up!! So much fun! Well, I leave for rehab tomorrow, and Patrice, Me, and Amanda got permission from my PE Teacher to pack up our clothes. Graduation is during World Physics Class. It's gonna be a very thoughtful moment

Rehab Update

I'm in rehab with my two freinds Patrice and Amanda. So here's what's up:

We were in Reading Class. Then, we got divided into reading groups. Group A got to read "I like Pumpkins" and Group 2 got to read "Bink says BOO". Group 3 got to read "Breaking Dawn Retarded Edition" and Group 4 got to read "The Case of the Mummy in Egypt Who Kept Stalking Everyone that PAst by the Block and kept Chasing them with a Chainsaw and Scared them to Death and that is why Mummies in Egypt Should never Be Trusted". I am in Group 1 with Patrice, and Amanda is in Group 4. The books are very entertaining.

For science, we made a volcano. First the teacher needed a volunteer to cut his/her head off and be put in the volcano. Elmo volunteered. The rest of us made a big volcano and we cut his head off. We placed the head on the volcano and his head flew around the rehab building. Our teacher was so proud of us, she gave us all F's.

For PE, we did the 6 mile sprint. That is 24 laps around the track. Our PE Teacher, Coach, Potato, only gave us half a minute to stretch. Then, we all ran. Poor Amanda was the last one to finish. My time was 48:19. Amanda took 3 hours and 57 minutes. Hey, PE is only 8 hours long.

Art was the funnest class. First, the teacher let us sit where we wanted. I sat with, once again, Patrice and Amanda. Then she couldn't find the paint so she gave us free glue to eat. Then we saw scissors and gave us permission to throw them around the room. It was so fun, 2 students actually died. Then she finally found the paint. She said that we had to paint a pony. We are graded for if it looks like pony. I think I did a pretty good job. Check pic above!

The Highlight of Winter Vacation (so far)

I just saw two hobos near my apartment. They were omish, and kinda creepy. Then, the male hobo just at random started to PEE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! He was in front of an apartment, and I bet the person who lived there would be pretty pissed. I ran home and my parents called the police. By the time the police showed up, they ran away. That was the scariest and creepiest thing that has ever happened...then I went to rehab. To be contimued...

Puppy Chow Recipe

A while ago, I had a cooking club at my school. We made all sorts of great stuff, but one of my faovrite ones was called "Puppy Chow". No, it's not dog food, and yes, it tastes better than it sounds. I got the recipe right here...and I hope you like it! By the way, it's an easy recipe. Hope ya likey.

INGREDIENTS:

3 cups Crispix cereal

1/2 cup peanut butter

1/2 cup butter

12 ounce chocolate chips

2 cups powdered sugar

DIRECTIONS:

Melt peanut butter, butter and chocolate chips together in the microwave or on the stove. Stir into cereal. Put powdered sugar in a paper sack. Put cereal mixture in and shake until well coated. Enjoy!!

I'm Going to Rehab!

It is almost Winter Vacation! BTW, it starts December 19, and we come back to Januraury 5. Anyway, some people are like going to go on vacation. Some are gonna stay at home. But I'm going to REHAB! Santa sent me there. He said I had mental issues. Anyway, right now I am packing up for rehab. I also have to read all these brochures. I'll go back on later to tell you how rehab is...I hope it's fun!! Or is it?? Anyways, I am going to be roomates with Patrice, Amanda, Elmo, and CHUCK NORRIS! And, the classes are so fun, especially PE. We get to swim in beer, 6 mile sprint, and dance like retards. Well, I think I better go pack...so see ya guys in a few! YEAH!

Hectic Life

My life is pretty hectic right now. First of all, I have to deal with school. Duh. Also, my bearded dragon is pregnant and I am tring my best not to kill it in any harmful way. She's doing good by the way. I am feeding it regulary, and it is not doing any mean stuff to me. Anyway, I am also in church choir and we got a big performance right in front of us. It's coming very soon, and I am a little scared. Speaking of performance, my school is having a winter string concert on Wed, December 17th. We will be playing at 7:00. By the way, if you are wondering, i play the violin. I am pretty good. Not bad for someonewho lives in a box! So I am not stressed...I am just scared of my life right now. I have to make some holiday cards, practice my violin, baby sit my lizard, do my homework, yearbook staff....so on so on. Well, I am not freaking out if you think I am freaking out of course I am not freaking out!!!!!!


MUST LEAVE!!!! TTYL!!

Santa's Reply!

I just got this email from Santa!

Emeline...

I have a very good reason why I am quite "obese". It started when I was 9, I was eating a delicious meal of cake and pudding, but my mother wanted me to try a fat-free fatty cake. Fatty cakes are cakes that make you as fat as...me in about 5.2 seconds. I was a little worried, but then I remembered they were fat free. So I ate one. But my mother always confused April Fool's Day with Christmas and they weren't fat free fat cakes they were extra fat fat cakes!! And the only way to solve is that is if I eat cookies from other people once a year.

Also, I love cookies. I can not resist. In 9,999 years, I will become normal because it takes 1,000,000,000 years to cure a extra fat fat cake by eating lots of cookies.

Ho ho ho were my first words. Not my problem, and what fool would want to say "I'm a lousy nitwit?". I'm not that kind of person.

How dare you say I am mean! First of all, I am riding on a magical sleigh, that one of my dearest elves made me. He said that the only way the sled will work if it was pulled by eight dear reindeer. They were willing to help, and I totally respected that. I would never do animal abuse to any kind of person, unlike you who killed a total thirty six fish. Who is the meanie now?

I named my reindeer after my grandfathers!!

So I hoped that I answered you're questions. I took the time to answer you're very irritating questions when I could have been eating some cookies. Tsk tsk on you.

Santa

My Letter to Santa

Hi Santa:

It's me, Emeline. I'm writing you a very sweet yet strange letter to you. I know, people say I'm "too old", but seriously, I've been such a good girl! Please do not give me coal (again)! Anyway, answer these questions before bruning this thing up.


1. Why are you fat? I mean, like, you want kids to live a safe, healthy life, but look at you you fatty. So big, no wonder kids cry when they hug you.
2. Why did you name your reindeer after....whatever? I mean who names reindeer "Cupid", "Vixen", or even "Ruldoph"? I mean medicine's name sound better!
3. Why are you always red? I mean like, the hat, the clothes, the face is all red! And don't you get pinched during St. Patricks day, since that's the only day you can be green, right?
4. What is wrong with you and cookies? Like, whenever people leave out cookies, ou always eat them. What are you, a fat guy giving everyone presents or a stalker trying to get our cookies?
5. How come you like to say ho ho ho? What's wrong with "I'm a lousy nitwit!"
6. This is my last question: why you so mean? First off, you make eight poor innocent reindeer pull that stupid sleigh. And how did that sleigh be so strong enough to hold a fatso like you?


So, please reply anytime soon. Reply, or I show up at the North Pole witha chainsaw. Like I said, I'm a sweet innocent girl who does not deserve coal for Christmas.

Whatever, Emeline

Scrambled Words

Scramble these words if you can. I'll give you guys hints, so don't worry. By the way, these words are related to my useless life. And sorry if you can't scramble them. So yeah, enjoy!

1)sifh-My worst nightmares!
2)lppruoin-My official nationality.
3)leurpp iahr-One of my faovrite things in the world, and something I just recently had.
4)J.A.-Name of my bearded dragon
5)llipph-The used-to-be name of my bearded dragon
6)meoh-This was where I was on November 26, while everyone else was at school.
7)runsua-Planet that aliens raised me at
8)itngext-Something I do pretty often
10)leengred xtetkobos-Something I own that distracts everyone
11)fefeco-My faovrite drink!
12)kayi-iaky cckhi ahg howo-oho-The way we say "hello" in Purplino

LOL. So yeah, hope you guys, um, unscramble!

Lizards?

Oh no! It's a bearded dragon! Okay, so remember when I said I couldn't be able to handle a pet as small as a fish? Well yesterday I got a lizard, and I accidently stepped on it. The eyes poppes out and the tail fell apart. But now I have a bearded dragon! It is a female and I named it A.J. or Amanda Joy. First his name was Philip, and then I figured out he was pregant. Anyway, this isn't her, but this is a bearded dragon something like her. I think lizards are better than fish (for me).

xox, Emeline

The Highlights of My Life

Okay, so I use my blog to write random stuff about my miserable, desperate life. Right? But just so you now me better, here a few important highlights of ME, myself and I! And my life...blah blah...and yes by the way these highlights are all totally true. So feel free to...kill me. JK ;)

1) I was abducted by evil aliens from Uranus.
2) I live in a small, box.
3) Aliens left me alone, and scared in an unkown's house. (That's how I met Natasha, or as my "parents" call her-older sister.)
4) I have a weird machine in my brain, and I can tell when the world is going to go BOOM
5) I have enlarged textbooks because my eyes are...never mind.
6) I'm Purplino, but you know that already
7) I worship coffee, cell phones, and chocolate.
8)I'm allergic to big, complicated words and learning. So, whenever I go to school, I get the disease of "annoyance".
9) Fish are allergic to me, but you probably figured that out already.
10) One day, I hope to...no, I don't hope, I KNOW I will rule the world one day. Yeah, that's right.

See? I have a totally normal life just like any other tween girl. So don't think I'm strange.
xoxo, Emeline